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Moister Than an Oyster T-Shirt

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Make waves wherever you go with our Moister Than an Oyster t-shirt—a bold statement piece that’s as naughty as it is nice. Featuring a cheeky oyster with a pearl that’s smirking like it knows your secrets, this tee delivers just the right amount of scandal to keep things... damp with excitement.

Crafted for all-day wear, it’s soft, breathable, and guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows (and maybe a few temperatures). Whether you’re making a splash at the beach or stirring the pot on a casual night out, this shirt is your ultimate wingman for double entendres and playful banter.

Wear it loud, wear it proud—because subtlety is overrated, and oysters aren’t the only ones getting moister. 🦪

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  •  Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.